There's only one thing I like about crying; if I do it long enough, my eyes turn jade.
All over a stupid ad for a movie.
- me: hi
- british person: hey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- me: whats up?
- british person: just hanging out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- me: ok
- british person: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Every time I see someone reply to an anonymous compliment/question on my dash, all I can think is, "Did they write that to themselves?"