me: i'll be on top
me: shh don't speak
I really don't want to go to VidCon anymore.
I will serenade you over skype this week if you promise to come.
me: maybe if we have sex you'll like me back
FORGET THIS. SCREW THIS MINDSET.
When you go to a friend's house to stay the night...
an-idiosyncratic-method: You know the one. It’s made of wool. It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience. But it’s not. Every house has one. It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake. The scratchy blanket is there. And it waits. ...
Anonymous asked: Your response via the "are you a virgin" question is a bit hazy. Sometimes the sky is blue. But other times its red and orange at sunset. So sometimes you're a virgin? word.