June 2012
me: i'll be on top
bed:
me: shh don't speak
I really don't want to go to VidCon anymore.
I will serenade you over skype this week if you promise to come.
me: maybe if we have sex you'll like me back
FORGET THIS. SCREW THIS MINDSET.
When you go to a friend's house to stay the night...
an-idiosyncratic-method:
You know the one.
It’s made of wool.
It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.
But it’s not.
Every house has one.
It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.
The scratchy blanket is there.
And it waits.
...
Anonymous asked: Your response via the "are you a virgin" question is a bit hazy. Sometimes the sky is blue. But other times its red and orange at sunset. So sometimes you're a virgin? word.
